• The pictures imply a specific definition of “perfect,” and if we’re just going by the pics then that sword stick trumps the smooth rock.

    BUT if we get to choose the definition of “perfect” then I’m pretty sure the coolest “rocks” I can imagine finding would trump the coolest “sticks” I can imagine finding.

    • Yeah I have a bunch of rocks I’ve picked up because they were either extra pretty and cool colours, or just really smooth and a nice shape. I would definitely pick up that stick and swing it around a bit and carry it with me for the rest of the hike, but when I get back to the car I’m tossing it into the forest or leaving it at the trailhead for someone else to find. That rock is definitely coming home with me though.

  • Sticks can be lightsabers, great swords, staves, walking sticks, katanas, guitars, hockey sticks/golf clubs, and hundreds of other things.

    A rock is a rock.

    • A rock can be a dragon egg, a magical talisman, a portable forcefield, a gold nugget, a skipping stone, a pet, a communicator, or even just a rock.

  • Rock!
    You can hold onto it as a paper weight for reat of your life or carry it around in your pocket - knowing you have the perfect rock!

    • You can make a perfect rock way easier than you can make a perfect stick.

  • My intrusive thoughts would take over if I ever held that rock and I would absolutely YEET it.

  • Perfect rock is perfect for throwing, but then you don’t have it anymore

  • Depends on how stingy we are being about the definition of rock. If it can’t be entirely formed of carbon as like a giant diamond worth a few hundred million I can then sell, I’m going stick.

  • I’d skip the shit out of that rock, but I’d take a cool stick cause my dog would also appreciate it