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memes@lemmy.worldbylaurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world
9 days

Should’ve went to law school buddy

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    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
      9 days

      If I recall, that particular genie actually pretty much granted the wishes as they were intended, did he not?

        • marcos@lemmy.world
          8 days

          With warnings and advice on how to make better wishes, yes. But it was only because he liked the person making the wishes.

          (And yeah, hostile genies are too terrifying for a children’s movie.)

        • Stern@lemmy.world
          9 days

          >wish for a billion doll hairs

          >Genie smugly gives me a billion dollars

          >trollface.webp

            • crispbacon99@lemmy.zip
              9 days

              And then he fucks the genie in the ass haha

                • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                  8 days

                  Genies don’t have buttholes

              • GraniteM@lemmy.world
                8 days

                • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
                  8 days

                  I just went to the Legal Department of my Wizard’s College, and paid them 5000 gold to craft perfectly worded wishes. I don’t recommend it, they’re all on fire and smell of sulfur, but they are great lawyers

                    • vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world
                      8 days

                      I’m sure the Unseen University would have a reality altering war amongst the faculty just to figure out what wishes to ask the genie for.

                        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
                          8 days

                          Well I was already capable of casting wish, so there wasn’t a Genie involved

                      • Wolf314159@startrek.website
                        8 days

                        I don’t think that’s going to go the way you think it will. Exhibit A: Freeing the Genie

                        • gaiussabinus@lemmy.world
                          8 days

                          Relevant for once lol https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3Y4lwf6h8U8

                          • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                            8 days

                            But you can just wish for a lawyer!

                              • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
                                8 days

                                Or just use the genie as a wish auditor

                                  • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                    7 days

                                    Hey, I like how you think!

                                • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
                                  8 days

                                  First wish: give my wife twice what I wish for.

                                  Second wish: beat me half to death.

                                  Third wish: profit

                                    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
                                      8 days

                                      First wish: kill my wife

                                      Have 2 wishes left

                                        • msage@programming.dev
                                          8 days

                                          Double profit incoming

                                        • crazyslinkz@lemmy.zip
                                          7 days

                                          That’s from the Simpson’s. Episode with the wife/husband swap.

                                            • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
                                              7 days

                                              No you are

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