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memes@lemmy.worldbylaurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world
7 days

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    • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
      7 days

      Never put off until tomorrow what you could do today.

        • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
          7 days

          *who

            • k0e3@lemmy.ca
              6 days

              Whom

                • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
                  6 days

                  The dangling participle will get ya one day…

              • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
                5 days

                If you like it today, you can do it again tomorrow. But if you put if off until tomorrow, and like it, then you have to live with the knowledge that you could have done it another previous time, but you blew it.

                • Legitimate_lake@lemmy.world
                  6 days

                  Where did I hear this quote from before? Its so motivational lwk

                    • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                      5 days

                      I don’t know where it comes from originally, but it’s pretty old.

                      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
                        5 days

                        At some point I’ll look it up, maybe later.

                    • samsamsamsam@discuss.online
                      7 days

                      WHAT??

                        • OpenStars@discuss.onlineEnglish
                          7 days

                          You see, when two people feel a certain way about one another…

                          nvm, you’ll find out when you’re older. 🤪

                            • affenlehrer@feddit.org
                              7 days

                              What if it’s more than two people or the people are bees?

                                • MML@sh.itjust.works
                                  6 days

                                  Then for some reason they have to fuck a bird.

                                  • OpenStars@discuss.onlineEnglish
                                    7 days

                                    “yes”

                                    Minimum: 2. For bees, also maximum: 3.

                                • joelfromaus@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                  7 days

                                  Sorry, damn autocorrect

                                    • very_well_lost@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      6 days

                                      Oh, okay. What did you mean?

                                        • poolcritter@pawb.social
                                          6 days

                                          Would you like to fuck yesterday?*

                                    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
                                      7 days

                                      Well I am a bit busy but I could be convinced…for a lukewarm Ikea hotdog.
                                      No hotdog, no deal.

                                        • Ignotum@lemmy.world
                                          7 days

                                          I’m not gay… but a lukewarm ikea hotdog is a lukewarm ikea hotdog

                                        • Inucune@lemmy.world
                                          5 days

                                          I thought this is what people want when they put “be intentional and direct about what you want” on their profile.

                                          • Kintarian@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            6 days

                                            Well, since you put it that way…

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