The plot twist nobody asked for

Nothing, they won’t let us wank 😭

Your eyes are beautiful, I’d love to add them to my collection

they don’t allow you to bring bees in here

“Eye contact”

Accidentally meet halfway at the tits then stutter out an apology and Naruto run away?

Well, not all men ™.

Random interactions with the men at my gym have been mostly non-creepy, and often really great. But that’s probably because they treat me like a fellow athlete first, which is like brother energy.

Eye contact is fine. In fact i prefer it if you need a spot or to use my weights, because I usually have headphones in. Just don’t gape at me from across the floor.