Well, as long as you hit 165F you should be good. What happens after that is a matter of taste.

May I intoduce you to the cinematic masterpiece known as The Fast and the Furious?

Yeah! All that gear is for sissies! I like my professional athletes with brain damage.

Oh yeah? Well I use RSSS to aggregate my aggregate aggregators.

start up a game and then getting insta killed by teenager

One of my younger coworkers was just complaining about that and I had the pleasure of informing them they were now an old man.

Hearing “don’t talk to strangers online” from people who post their SSN on Facebook.

I’m gonna take this as good news and not get involved in some tribal dick-shooting.

I should play the games I got last time.

Reach had armor abilities and loadouts, which people hated. I thought it was a good spin on the multiplayer. Though at the time people were weary of the series continuing in that direction as opposed to being a one-off idea specific to Reach.

The single-player campaign is absolute cinema. It ends in a very Rogue One -> A New Hope sort of way.

That’s hilarious. Maybe a third attempt is in order.

I tried watching it on two occasions, but I felt like I needed a spreadsheet in hand to keep track of things.

They ain’t worth the resources they drain because people keep giving them huge incentives. In Virginia for example they don’t even pay sales tax, pocketing $1.6 billion a year.

accidentally using extremist terminology

That’s similar to how I learned about Reddit’s stance on punching Nazis.

MORE ROADS FOR THE ROAD GOD

This is just kind of how all software is; operating systems, video games, whatever. It’s going to be shit for a while after launching. Sometimes it becomes less shit as it matures.

And PC games are easily accessible. Digital downloads for consoles only last as long as their specific storefront.

Steam Workshop is more of a player-level storefront.

I’m surprised the 49ers haven’t already built a data center right next to their stadium.

The pickles are out there.

The noses on emojis didn’t make the cut. :-)