I’m nowhere near as smart as I was when I was 15. This thing with mispronouncing words and getting sentences wrong happens to me all the time now and I find it so much easier to communicate via text than actually speaking. Most of the time I feel like I don’t know what’s going on and I actually thought today was Wednesday! Hooray for ageing! I miss teenage me.
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1 dayI have a story to tell you about “steak and chip” on a menu in China that I assumed was a mistranslation and was in fact, not.
That chip was fucking huge though
That’s alright, cause the guy who just took your order just responded with “I love you.”
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Edit:: Hah, I thought you were being self conscious about the soda choice and not your wording choice. Lol nevermind!
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I just imagined your order made by a roughly 5x5x30cm french fry with a bucket of mini Big Macs and… I would try that, you know?
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I tried to order a pineapple pizza at mcdonald’s once to help me get over my shyness.
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As an adopted Italian I am authorized to curse you with never again finding crispy lettuce inside your hamburger for the crime of trying to order pineapple pizza.
