• Yes. These might become my last words.

      Which is bad, since I’m sure I’ll just keep repeating them every few hours, just in case.

    • mine are “with my last breath i curse” (whoever is my favorite niece or nephew at the time. they’ll get the joke) and then blow a kiss

  • I just got my 8 year old a cd player for his room and he loves it

    • Awesome! When I was like 13 I liked an ad for a DVD player and started to ask my parents for one, then checked myself as I already had like four DVD/CD players in my room. An old laptop, a PS2, PS One and TV with a disc drive

  • “Who’s your favorite band?”
    “Imagine Dragons.”
    “What is an imagine dragon?”
    “Imagine dragon deez nuts across your motherfuckin’ chin.”

  • 3 days

    It took a moment for the penny to drop, then “When can I use this?”.