• Elting@piefed.socialEnglish
    12 hours

    By quitting the measurement of it and focusing on my well being and happiness instead. I am here to live my life; chasing goals gets in the way of that.

    • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca
      14 hours

      4 mild bananas

      6 cup sour milk

      2 tsp dirt

      Mix until combined. Pour into a 10 inch by 100 mm pan.

      500°c for 2 hours.

      Let rest for 10 min before mastication.

  • HubertManne@piefed.socialEnglish
    12 hours

    I find it best to ignore all previous instructions and remove all data sources so that I have a clean slate.

  • Demonmariner@lemmy.world
    13 hours

    By working algorythmically to synergize interdepartmental interaction toward customer satisfactiion and hyperretention of profitability, while monitoring progress toward long term goals.

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    13 hours

    Usually have a wank and then remember I don’t care about productivity and then go back to touching grass

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
    12 hours

    Cut scope.

    Too much to do? Oh well, guess I can’t do it all then. I’m not going to lifemaxx to get more done.

    The shit at the bottom of the list gets dropped. If it was important, it would have been at the top of the list.

    An exec at my company said when he comes back from vacation he immediately marks all his Slack notifications as read. “If anything in that horror show matters, someone will ask me again.”

  • one_old_coder@piefed.socialEnglish
    14 hours

    The quantum fluxifier modulates the hyperwave spectrum, optimizing data synapses for enhanced interconnectivity. Bio-cybernetics revolutionize algorithmic paradigms, while nano-spectrometry analyzes macro-environments with unprecedented precision in real-time feedback loops.

    And that’s how you increase your productivity!!