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1 month

A play in four acts

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    • Sludgehammer@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1 month

      I’m pretty sure if you could speak cat, it’d be yelling “How dare you do this to me!”

        • MrKoyun@lemmy.world
          1 month

          “You betrayed me, Human!”

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
          1 month

          “Gross, it tastes like cilantro!” - Cat

            • ickplant@lemmy.world
              1 month

              My husband says it either taste like soap or solid deodorant. I have no idea how he knows what deodorant tastes like.

                • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
                  1 month

                  How else are you supposed to keep your farts smelling nice?

                    • ickplant@lemmy.world
                      1 month

                      Touché

                        • MrShankles@lemmy.world
                          1 month

                          Tushié

                      • khánh@lemmy.zip
                        1 month

                        you asking the wrong questions, everyone gets soap in their mouth at some point; how does he know it tastes like soap or solid deoderant? he tried it?

                    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                      1 month

                      A play in four cats

                      • essell@lemmy.world
                        1 month

                        “Gonna have to go lick my ass to get the taste out of my mouth”

                        • Marthirial@lemmy.world
                          1 month

                          If you watch the play in reverse this is about a cat showing you the lengths he will go to fuck you up.

                          • notsure@fedia.io
                            1 month

                            Hey, I’ve seen this one… hahahahahha

                              • ickplant@lemmy.world
                                1 month

                                It’s a classic!

                              • mechoman444@lemmy.world
                                1 month

                                O this smells nice.

                                Chomp

                                Christ on a stick!

                                Looks over to human: why would you leave this here! Remove it immediately!

                                • luciferofastora@feddit.org
                                  1 month

                                  Not a plant, but definitely ick. Username half checks out ;-)

                                  • TomMasz@piefed.socialEnglish
                                    1 month

                                    Cat News Anchor: This just in… soap is not food. Film at 11.

                                    • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
                                      1 month

                                      Remember kids, if your mom tries to wash your mouth out with soap, you take a big fucking bite of that bar, chew it up, and then spit it at her.

                                        • ickplant@lemmy.world
                                          1 month

                                          10/10, no notes.

                                        • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
                                          1 month

                                          The kitten dragged one of the thin used bars out of the bathtub into the hallway so now all the soap is in the bathroom closet!

                                          • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
                                            1 month

                                            Brought to you by Dr. Teals

                                            • islandcoda42@lemmy.zip
                                              1 month

                                              • troglodytis@lemmy.world
                                                1 month

                                                Loss

                                                  • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
                                                    1 month

                                                    Schizophrenia

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