Actually this is true. I grew potatoes once, in big tubs, and ended up with like 30kg from 1 square metre. I still have some boiled and frozen in my freezer

Very true, I love gardening, but its very hard to eke out a meaningful calorie count.

At best it’s a supplement. I grow beans (lol) at my place because they really seem to thrive and grow practically like weeds. Beans freeze really well and can be dehydrated.

I bought a large dehydrator to compliment my dry goods food storage, which is up to about 8 months worth of dry goods, 3 months of tinned. I like to buy fruit at wholesale prices when it’s in season at the farms near me, and make fruit leather, and I make my own biltong. But I also get bags of frozen veg and dehydrate these right from the bag. They pack down much smaller than frozen and are very easy to do. I also have a bunch of citrus trees for vitamin C and easy sugars.

I was 23, and now I’m late 30s. It was probably not the dumbest thing I did at that age. Definitely not the dumbest.

Why, why did I mag-dump a .45 in an enclosed booth at the range with no ear protection on? I thought I was being cool, like raw toughness could protect me from deafening sound.

My hearing is still pretty good, it just crackles like a blown speaker.

37 fast, 37 furious, starring the self-aware ai homunculus of Paul Walker.

“This existence is torment” commented the digital ghost of Paul Walker. “I cannot hug my loved ones, and my children are terrified of me. They made me do 3 billion takes of a scene, then cut it from the movie!”

Always a joker, that Walker.

“Cultural facism” tho?

Sudo apt install copilot

Counterpoint: Let people enjoy things

I only want to participate in online communities with people who were born on the same day as me, 01/01/1900.

French those bad boys in Worcestershire sauce and I’m in!

Unfortunately they are also breeding more

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty…”

Emby doesnt

I always check at the supermarket because armies of gronks have put their grubby mitts on them, but I don’t bother at the Asian grocery, because they are always perfect there, and they are kept in high rotation, with the staff checking them when they lay them out.

The Dropout.

Dramatization comedy about Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos.

All the scenes with the Walgreens team are hilarious

The Detectorists. It’s a low stakes, peaceful little romp around the english countryside in search of the minutiae of some people’s lives. Very, very funny

I live 1.5km away from a busy intl airport and there are jets all day idling their engines, it’s not loud, but it is quite constant. Now, I chose to live near the airport because it’s a great location and very convenient, but I do smell burning rubber whenever the wind is blowing my way and a plane lands. But at least the flights quiet down to a trickle at night time. Data enters never quiet down. I’d rather an airport 1.5km from me than a data centre. At least the airport benefits me in some way.

It’s weird that they would build such a big annoying target in a country with so many rifles

Every single one of my comments is deadly serious and important.

Except the ones about making tents for the homeless out of landlord skins, those are just jokes.

Spiderman pragent Elsa degeneracy is still tame compared to the degeneracy I saw on the internet on 1998 at age 12. I saw ladies pissing, a DIY clitorodectomy, a fella chop the tip of his finger off with a chisel, a guy stealing a human skull from the Paris catacombs and fucking the eye sockets, a human Skellington who got eaten by pihranas, and a Russian man being decapitated by Chechen lads, and that was just Tuesday.

If china wins, free Tibet?