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i used to scrupulously edit my spelling and grammar mistakes online, but now i keep them because they prove I'm human.

early_riser@lemmy.radio · 15 hours
59 Comments

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city planners must reserve enough space for streets - not for lanes, but for other things

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.orgEnglish · 8 hours
11 Comments

176

Social Media are drugs and their CEOs are billionaire drug dealers

Mrsilkworm@piefed.socialEnglish · 10 hours
27 Comments

187

We are currently witnessing the rise of a new 'Digital Amish' i.e people who refuse to interact with any form of technology made after 2021.

Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml · 1 day
60 Comments

153

"I've got demons to slay", sounds wayyy cooler than "I'm trying to better myself"

MrShankles@reddthat.com · 17 hours
33 Comments

155

We should give names to heat waves like we give names to hurricanes.

Fargeol@lemmy.world · 1 day
34 Comments

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Subjectivity makes most idealistic people feel that they are a realists and most realistic people feel they are a pessimistic.

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 1 day
7 Comments

106

Most shower thoughts are likely not being had when in a shower.

Ekybio@lemmy.world · 2 days
18 Comments

58

If we live in the simulation, the admin is probably playing as one of us

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days
18 Comments

99

Age verification means that Microsoft will have to legally close any loopholes that allow for local account creation

Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 days
9 Comments

80

We're just bags of bacteria and our main purpose is breeding them.

gasgiant@lemmy.ml · 2 days
20 Comments

90

We're all a bunch of worms and tubes all tangled up in a weird shape and I don't like it.

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 days
28 Comments

46

There probably is at least one cop who discovered their e-stim kink through taser demonstrations.

Mora@pawb.social · 2 days
7 Comments

15

The real problem with empathy is when you have to have empathy for assholes everyone else becomes a real breath of fresh air.

Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day
0 Comments

73

Most adults are just big children with better spatial awareness

CaptainMan251@lemmy.world · 4 days
45 Comments

92

Media owners have decided all IP (Intellectual Property) is the same as real property and want it to make rent

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 3 days
8 Comments

68

The 24 richest people in the world have more money than neurons in their brains

morto@piefed.socialEnglish · 4 days
12 Comments

12

I wonder if Peacemaker is still stuck in that alt universe with all the dinosaurs..

SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · 4 days
3 Comments

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Saying Primates have "human like qualities" is precisely the inverse of what's going on. Human's do "primate things" not the other way around. [Behaviour]

TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world · 4 days
14 Comments

15

[spoiler] In The Boys I think they handled supe invulnerability wrong.

Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days
3 Comments

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A “Showerthought” is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

  • Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
  • When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
  • More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as “capitalism” and “communism”. If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy’s Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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