This came to me while being in bed, staring at the ceiling for too long for too little reasons.
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It’s a polite way to say that you thought of it while taking a dump.
- nicolauz@feddit.orgEnglish5 days
Yeah… Everyone knows that, and then OP marches in declaring that he deliberately shat in his bed…
5 daysI thought this sub was for people having thoughts about showers, not thoughts in the shower. This all makes sense now
- 5 days
Yeah, My shower thoughts are usually along the lines of “hmmm, the webhook handler keeps running into race conditions while modifying the record… The job queue should be handling it… But it’s not for some reason … There was that one refactor from a while back… Ohhhhh the events aren’t being queued because the refactored event hander was created before, but merged after, the job queue was introduced. I bet it isnt dispatching events to the queue so it’s running the tasks in parallel… Fuck I should probably rinse and get out of the shower.”
Hand squeegee yourself off before using your towel and it will get you much drier.
- 4 days
- 5 days
I don’t think about anything other than showering when I’m in the shower. Unless one of my dogs sticks their head in. Then I think about the dog’s head being in the shower.
- 5 days
It takes me like 5 minutes to shower, 2 to brush my teeth, and 3 to clean the rest of me.
Not a lot of time for thinking.
- 4 days
Oh look at you, having the energy to not lose yourself to the void for endless amounts of time in the last place free of electronics
- 4 days
Nah I’m not unique. If I’m not washing my hair I can often have an earbud in listening to some podcast or television show.
Modern tech is addicting and exhausting.
- 4 days
When I have a thought that I want to post outside of a shower I make sure to jump in and see if it survives to keep thinking about while waterboarding myself.
