‘Nowadays’? That’s the kind of conversation my dad and his brothers would have at family get-togethers back in the 80s. It hasn’t gotten worse, it’s just gotten more in-your-face.

Some people also refuse to interact with venomous snakes, for the same reason.

You don’t say.

Becoming more plausible every day.

I miss computer time being something special.

Which you can precisely define, right?

I never got the better spatial awareness. Still stepping on cats, whacking my elbows on door handles and knocking things off counters.

It’s one of life’s little injustices that coffee never tastes as good as it smells.