Yeah, My shower thoughts are usually along the lines of “hmmm, the webhook handler keeps running into race conditions while modifying the record… The job queue should be handling it… But it’s not for some reason … There was that one refactor from a while back… Ohhhhh the events aren’t being queued because the refactored event hander was created before, but merged after, the job queue was introduced. I bet it isnt dispatching events to the queue so it’s running the tasks in parallel… Fuck I should probably rinse and get out of the shower.”

This just reminds me of recipes that are like “how to make homemade soft pretzel. step 1, buy pretzel dough”. I get that some boxed mixes are just pre measured ingredients, so why not learn the ratios and make them yourself?