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Cake day: January 8th, 2024
  • Not a urologist, but I’ve got a bladder issue that has given me insight on this topic that I’ve discussed with several urologists.

    In short: yes, penis havers piss slightly faster than non-penis havers. But only on average.

    All sexes have a urethra, the tube in which pee comes out of, penises just contain a few extra centimeters of urethra on average, compared to non-penis havers.

    These extra centimeters, on average, allow the piss to naturally “cycle” around the urethra a bit more, leading to a naturally higher velocity on exit.

    To answer your question, there is a device that measures the flow rate of a stream of urine. This device is placed into a toilet, looks like a portable fan, and is pee’d on to determine the strength and speed of your flow over time.

    It’s used by urologists to determine if you’re peeing good or bad, but 100% generates accurate information on the velocity / speed of your piss.

    Not intentionally, but I did very well on one of these tests, literally pissing “off the charts” which lead to several conversations with my urologist on who the best pissers out there are. (Horses, Swimmers, Etc). Eventually confirming that men do (on average) pee faster.

  • “bUt nO oNe’S sUrE wHy”

    Meanwhile at Microsoft:

    “Stop using Windows 10. We lied and made Windows 11. It’s all AI bullshit that we will Cortana in 2 years. Please scan your face and taint to login.”

    Microsoft FEELS and ACTS like they have a monopoly.

    They do not have a monopoly.

    People can use Linux. So they are using Linux. Now up to 10% from 5% at the end of last year.

    If Microslop doesn’t start making business decisions based in actual reality, then Linux user share is going to hit 20-30% of NA by early next year at the current growth rate.

  • 100% confirm.

    I’m driving a rented car for work this week. It’s a 2025 Chevy Traverse. Not a single engineer was involved in making this car. It’s one of the worst cars I think I’ve ever driven.

    The gear shift is on the steering wheel where the windshield wiper control arm would be normally.

    Shifting requires pulling in that bar and then moving it up or down. To put it in Park, you press a button on the tip of it.

    The parking break is also a button. But it doesn’t work unless the car engine is on. The car engine turns on by also pushing a button.

    Windshield wipers? Button press. Windshield wipers plus cleaning fluid? Same button, but press it harder.

    You want to adjust the treble or bass of the music you’re listening to? You can ONLY do that when the Radio is on. Then turn it off. Then switch to Spotify, etc for added Bass.

    Near collision detection? It’s got the normal lights that light up. But it ALSO has a rumble pack in the driver’s chair that vibrates the left or right side of your balls if something is near that side of the car. How near? Someone walking by it on the sidewalk triggered it when I was at a stop sign, and literally jostled my nuts for 20 seconds.

    This car literally sexually assaults you during near collisions.

    Which I guess might be great if you’re suicidal and want to nut while almost dying.