And/or great butts.

Missionary is the vanilla of sex. And I mean that in the best way.

I’ve had ten phones since 1997 and never done it like that.

Sold everything with massive profit early July. Even if it doesn’t crash, I’m happy.

I have a fascinating ASMR-like sensation that comes from listening to other people get massages. My gf uses this neck/back massager and the quiet droning, like a cat purring, just sends my brain to the other dimension.

But for online stuff, unironically, the first part of massage porn videos.

I loved my NP1. Had to replace it when the battery suddenly got pregnant when I was in the mountains, and the only one relatively decent in the local store was a Nord 5.

I get it! Or I don’t.

I like Qwant, but I’m a European working for a French enterprise, so.

They don’t want to show you ratings, because that will make it obvious how shit their catalog is.

My $30k Hyundai never oversteers, yet I’m the one with a “shit car”.