Cat IS levitating. Just making you THINK that they aren’t.

Forgot to add. Spent the next 2 nights at the hotel mad at myself. " if I had $200 now, I could buy X, Y or Z, not throw it away on that 2 moments of “yes, that’s my card”

Only gamabled for one night.

Told my self "$50 for a couple hours of entertainment? That’s fair if you ONLY spend that much. (Here its ~$18 for a cinema ticket. So ~$30 for a movie night for 1)

Didn’t expect to win. Just treat it as a cash for entertainemt transaction, and I can walk away guilt free.

Think (well, HOPE) I walked away with $200 in the negative. 1 small $10 win leads to one more round, leads to oops, I spent to much. (What I remember, that was only the money on chips, not the drinks.) Never again

Cop A: Uhh. I hate taser training. Cop B: I know right. Plus you always get that awkward boner you have to hide afterwards. Cop A: What?

On an interesting clock note. Yes, analogue clocks are in school, but at home, kids are surrounded by digital clocks on their screens.

So we are getting kids who can easily reach a digital clock, but are struggling with basics “short hand means hour”

TIL poker night at the Inventory has a SFW version