Nomecks

Baby Mario/Luigi/Toad so I can build a super accelerating, super handling, ultra slow car. Keeping the boost turns going is the secret

Let me finish this play through and get back to you.

Oof, 1 year of gains wiped out

Ultra audio and video compression for dialup internet. 250x compression with predictable results. You could speed up/slow down audio without changing the pitch, which was kind of cool in 1995.

You must not be old enough to remember vox format.

GODDAMN YOU LOCH NESS MONSTER I AIN’T GIVIN YOU NO TREE FIDDY!

At a rolling boil you could probably get the pot stirring itself with surface geometry. Bubbles boil upwards, so putting the right fin shape should get it spinning. Seems like it would require a bunch of machine work so it would probably be prohibitively expensive to make.