They can call themselves luddites when they start blowing up data centers.

Ned Ludd didn’t fuck around and neither should we.

Second button from the top on the right side.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.

Fun fact, it’s not just there. That happens near most coastlines. It’s actually more prominent near BC/Washington/Alaska.

I’m pressing the button why aren’t you screaming?

“Carl over here is really good at making wheels. But he’s only made the 4 of them. Won’t make any more unless we give him a reason to… Ideas?”

Annnnnd 5000 years later; mortgages, wage slavery, and “let’s have an all hands to realign with our core paradigm”

I use my phone and a cheap controller that the phone slots in to. Has not failed me yet. Well, that’s not true, it’s powerful enough to emulate Wii games but the motion controls are hard to replicate without an actual Wii remote. That, and I want for a PS2 emulator, failing that, it’s been great.