In a best-case scenario, imagine how much profits your upcoming product w͟o͟u͟l͟d͟n͟‘t͟ get if it didn’t create any buzz in the media.

Contracted by Apple? You can probably get away with hiding the Pope in Taylor Swift’s closet.

“The Roman Aqueducts never looked so lovely at night.” --Nero

🧑‍⚖️: “But what if your best revenuing content creators are children?”
🤓: “That’s why I need you to rewrite it.”
👶🧒: “Wait… wat?!”

🤓: “Don’t worry. I’ll protect you guys.”