Dunning Kruger

Foot Looker is your friendly neighborhood podiatrist; who can also introduce you to their custom product line, Foot Rocker.

Foot blocker, meanwhile, sells athletic pads; and Soot Locker sells chimney supplies.

Root Locker and Loot Locker offer cybersecurity support; while Boot Locker sells Foot Lacker, a knock-off waterproof sealant.

Foot Mocker is a specialty service involving consenting adults; but this should never be confused with Toot Locker, which is a respectable medical procedure.

Well, the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do.

Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

Wealth inequality makes me so sad sometimes.

Like I don’t have any objection to people wanting to have good experiences in life, or sometimes buy some quality item that they might really like. But then I see shit like this $5000 keycap or a $15000 action figure or some other ridiculously overpriced dumb thing and I think whoever is buying this is probably just bored. They probably just have more money than they know what to do with, and maybe they think that automatically more expensive means better, and so they just throw their money away on these hollow objects.

And obviously $5000 isn’t going to solve homelessness or end world hunger, but if you are in the position to throw $5000 away on some dumb decoration that literally not even one other person will ever look at or care about, then you probably do have the resources that you could be doing something else with that money if you wanted to.

But instead, it seems that basically all of us are caught in an endless cycle of vapid consumerism, and while most of us are trying to survive, a bunch of other people just don’t really care, and meanwhile the world is literally burning down around us.

This is the image from when you order a book that teaches scamming and it never arrives.