You mean the “AI powered” labels on my laptop, bookshelf and lawnmower aren’t all talking about the same thing?

Yeah, this might alienate a lot of their base. I hope it does. I know I’m looking at them differently now.

I couldn’t get through Enshittification. It was like reading a reference book after the first half. That said, I look forward to this one.

Wikipedia says they own 18.1% of it.

Wasn’t Rivian owned by Amazon too?

True, but like I said, kinda dangerous. I like my eyes.

You’ll need around a 1-watt green (532nm) laser pointer. That’s gonna run you about $500 and they’re kinda dangerous.

I only miss running down the row and pressing the degauss button on every monitor.

Not in their cruiser in the Walmart parking lot.

I guess if I wanted them to work in my shop I’d have to hire security so they don’t run off. I’m probably too old to chase anyone. Think I could get them to provide me with a guy for that too?

Have you ever read the US constitution?

Tape over all its cameras and sensors.

Disconnect its battery.

Remove at least one tire.

That’s why I don’t allow women near my coop. Predators can smell their periods.