Starya67

Bake cakes and biscuits (cookies)!

The Nazis were smart. This lot is brain dead.

Last week the French had to turn off many of their nuclear power stations because they couldn’t cool them down. The Germans sent them electricity. Generated by renewables.

That said, the German government wants to get rid of renewables too.

I used to use margarine, but I can’t get any without palm oil anymore.

Also nice, but it’s cheaper to import Marmite in Germany.

Normies are boring anyway.

My next phone will be a Fairphone, but I’m not made of money so I’m stuck with my Samsung atm.

The Brits, se Germans, ze French and de Dutch do, yes (don’t know about the rest of Europe).

Marmite on toast with lashings of butter. Yum.

Which is fair, really.

I wish mine did the mrrrp. He only does MEEEEOWWWOWWWOWWWWWWWWW.

He’s a Holy Birma, ergo half Persian, half Siamese.

Lady of the house speakiiiing.

Yeah, my brother went through 14 jobs until he found a boss who “got” him and was prepared to put a bit of work in (work my mother should have done when raising him). He’s been working there for decades.

You can get butter that’s been mixed with oils to make it more spreadable.

Until Google locks Android down.

Samsungs produce shit photos because the firmware is appalling.

So use Textra and change it.

They no longer make really good hardware.

They came up with a vegan one that briefly didn’t have palm oil and then changed it to palm oil.

They’re often AI generated nowadays.

If it doesn’t match exactly what’s being said that means a human translated it based on not just what it literally says but also on context and on what a Dutch person would actually say.

Example, when Quirrel “finds” the troll in the dungeon in HarryPotter, he says “thought you ought to know”, which would literally be “ik dacht dat jullie dat moesten weten” but was actually translated as “Ik dacht, ik zeg het even.”

I remember that one because I laughed so hard.