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I’M GOING TO NEED A PERFECTLY SPHERICAL BLADDER IN A HARD VACUUM

Laminar flow means exceptionally smooth and directional without any turbulence or spray, so this would make sense if you visited a bathroom that was spotlessly clean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Hyc3MRKno

You might need a few stitches bruh

You should try a twist tie, wrench it shut like it’s bread you want to actually keep fresh instead of just twisting it up and tucking it under the loaf like most men do. See what happens!

The optimal genitalia for urination has zero length. Imagine a frictionless laminar flow from a razor edged hole in your torso!

I wonder if her noggin was hot. this is like a cool pillow. it’s a heatsink for her tortitude

My preferred method is to take a strong fan and put it inside a cardboard box with a hole cut just big enough for the fan to eject air from the box and make a vacuum. Then you simply need one filter big enough to cover the top of the box, not four filters, it still works great!

Squirrel cage style fans are typically going to be more effective at making a pressure differential too just because of the shape. A good strong floor fan, the kind for drying out puddles, is absolutely fantastic for this.

Beyond that a good N95 mask will do wonders for making life more bearable while out in public! They really do manage to scrub out a lot of the particulates if you get a good fit and they come in cool colors these days.