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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldbyFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
23 days

The only version of Spiderman I've ever seen drive a car is the Disney Jr version, who isn't supposed to be old enough to drive

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    • psx_crab@lemmy.zipEnglish
      23 days

      Here’s another version for you

      This one even drive a giant mech.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
          23 days

          Is that the 1970s version where his webs are actually semen, and he controls a spiderman voltron mech, and there’s like 4 other spidermans, and they have psychic abilities, and they’re all fighting over mary jane watson like a carnival prize? But mary jsne is a random japanese woman who wasn’t even a redhead?

            • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
              23 days

              his webs are actually semen

              Fucking what

                • SatyrSack@quokk.auEnglish
                  23 days

                  Hey, it was the '70s.

                    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
                      22 days

                      Was that actually canon, though?

                        • SatyrSack@quokk.auEnglish
                          22 days

                          No, the '70s were just a retcon.

                      • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
                        23 days

                        Japan: “No need to thank me.”

                    • Loid@lemmy.world
                      23 days

                      Man, this show was wild.

                      It had a shit ton of practical stunts

                        • Currant Affairs@piefed.socialEnglish
                          23 days

                          It had a shit ton of practical stunts

                          Including semen webbing? 😏

                      • RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world
                        23 days

                        There’s a Spider-Mobile. It was in the Spider-Verse movie in the underground garage with all the extra costumes and stuff. It’s been in the comics plenty.

                          • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                            23 days

                            AKA Peter Parkedcar

                              • Lydia_K@lemmy.world
                                23 days

                                Because he couldn’t afford gas so it had to stay parked.

                                  • Thassodar@sh.itjust.works
                                    23 days

                                    Was he parked out by the lake? 80 miles from Santa Fe?

                                  • Zorque@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    23 days

                                    He also built one with Johnny Storm in the main universe. I think it’s at the bottom of the Hudson, though.

                                    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
                                      23 days

                                      Omz, he stutters like that dune buggy from the Hannah-Barbera cartoon!

                                  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
                                    23 days

                                    He drove Flash’s dad’s car in Homecoming.

                                      • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
                                        23 days

                                        Forgot about that

                                      • Leviathan@fedinsfw.appEnglish
                                        23 days

                                        Living in New York and driving a car are practically mutually exclusive experiences. I could see Americans who live outside of walkable cities pulling a Westworld.meme when they see such a thing.

                                        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                          23 days

                                          Pete’s lost his ability to sling webs a few times and had to take the bus or a cab in a few forms of media I have seen, like the OG live action show and the animated series.

                                          • FiniteBanjo@feddit.onlineEnglish
                                            23 days

                                            I reccomend checking out the Spiderverse movie trilogy, if you haven’t. Idk about a car but there was definitely a motorcycle in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. Might have been a car. Did Ben Reilly drive a car?

                                            • Currant Affairs@piefed.socialEnglish
                                              23 days

                                              If this is in the latest movie, he’s old enough to drive by then because it’s actually three years after high school, right?

                                              No spoilers please

                                                • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
                                                  23 days

                                                  I said the Disney Jr version. That’s Spidey and his Amazing Friends, where he’s a young boy. It’s made fir preschool kids

                                                    • Currant Affairs@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                      23 days

                                                      Got you

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