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    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
      12 days

      • grue@lemmy.world
        12 days

        Obligatory:

          • InfernoWarrior@piefed.socialEnglish
            11 days

            Perfect. xD

            • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
              10 days

              The cat on the left in the second panel looks mediaeval.

            • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
              12 days

              That’s probably because they used all your drugs

                • Jhex@lemmy.world
                  11 days

                  well, sharing is caring kind of thing

                • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
                  12 days

                  Drug sniffing dogs don’t really work in most cases. They’re mainly responding to cues from their handlers.

                  https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-03/fact-check-are-drug-dogs-incorrect-75-pc-of-the-time/10568410

                    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
                      12 days

                      as I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize almost anything is almost impossible to prove, drugs, bombs, blood splatter, ballistics… it’s all just horse shit

                      • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.auEnglish
                        12 days

                        Cats won’t do that.

                        • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
                          11 days

                          The article mentions they aren’t necessarily wrong, they just aren’t finding a stash. Aka, wipe your coke nose off with your sleeve, dog smells it on the sleeve, doesn’t mean you still have a bag of coke on you. Aka no drugs “found” but the dog isn’t wrong who had coke on them

                            • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
                              11 days

                              That’s also not what’s said.

                              There’s plenty of articles debunking this. Other articles make it more clear, that the dogs are responding to their handlers intuitions, in order to make them happy and get treats.

                              That there “was once drugs in the area in the past some time” or else where at the rave/nightclub/house party, so residual odor claims can be made." isn’t the same as confirming that’s what the dog was picking up on.

                              You’re falling for cop-logic.

                              Here’s more studies on it. It’s widely debunked.

                              https://www.criminallegalnews.org/news/2018/feb/16/research-needed-do-drug-dogs-respond-drugs-or-handler/

                              https://advancestudy.org/how-accurate-are-drug-dogs/

                              https://scienceblog.com/explosive-and-drug-sniffing-dog-performance-is-affected-by-their-handlers-beliefs/

                              I think the biggest truth that goes unsaid is that cops use sniffer dogs the same way they use lie detectors - as a means of pressuring suspects.

                                • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
                                  11 days

                                  You’re falling for cop logic

                                    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
                                      11 days

                                      “But the dogs are accurate because there was once upon a time drugs near the general area” (you)

                                        • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
                                          11 days

                                          Is that what the dog said? It’s hard for them to speak with such long tongues.

                                  • kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works
                                    12 days

                                    so maybe they’re not cops… just bootlickers who fall for copaganda?

                                      • Zorque@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        12 days

                                        They’re good boys who have been corrupted by opportunistic jerks.

                                    • comador @lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      12 days

                                      No, but they’ll eat your corpse if you die.

                                        • nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                          12 days

                                          what do I care I’m dead

                                          • lonefighter@sh.itjust.works
                                            12 days

                                            Sounds eco friendly to me

                                            • DearOldGrandma@lemmy.world
                                              12 days

                                              I mean, both do this to be fair

                                              • dudeface@lemmy.world
                                                12 days

                                                Not sure why anyone cares what happens after they die, they are dead

                                                  • jaycifer@lemmy.world
                                                    11 days

                                                    -past generations on climate change

                                                  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
                                                    12 days

                                                    But they look so cute while doing it!

                                                    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
                                                      12 days

                                                      Worth the trade off tbh

                                                      • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                        12 days

                                                        I mean they probably wouldn’t by choice, of they were able to operate a can opener I bet it’d be a different story. History has shown humans will eat a corpse rather than starve to death too.

                                                          • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
                                                            12 days

                                                            Cats won’t wait until your body is cold before they start.

                                                              • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                12 days

                                                                What are you basing this on? Because everything I’m finding online says the opposite, that cats only start to eat their owner once other food sources are exhausted and they’re in danger of starving.

                                                                • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                  12 days

                                                                  I mean, im not using it anymore and he doesnt know how long until someone finds out. More he eats, less he starves, less i stink. I say go for it

                                                                  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spaceEnglish
                                                                    11 days

                                                                    Well, if you like your food warm, and don’t know how to operate a microwave, your options are kind of sparse.

                                                                    • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.auEnglish
                                                                      12 days

                                                                      And? I’m cool with that.

                                                                  • Jhex@lemmy.world
                                                                    11 days

                                                                    do you have big plans with your corpse after you die?

                                                                    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                                                      11 days

                                                                      Are you saying dogs wouldn’t?

                                                                      • prettybunnys@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                        11 days

                                                                        Cats usually starve or escape, unfortunately.

                                                                        Dogs will eat your face.

                                                                        Ask your local EMT 🤢

                                                                      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
                                                                        12 days

                                                                        My dog would never.

                                                                        This is just cataganda!

                                                                          • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
                                                                            12 days

                                                                            It’s dogma

                                                                          • MML@sh.itjust.works
                                                                            12 days

                                                                            They’ll gnaw a 3ft plant down to the roots though.

                                                                            • SirActionSack@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                                                              12 days

                                                                              Cats would rat you out on a whim if they had the skills.

                                                                                • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.auEnglish
                                                                                  12 days

                                                                                  They do have the skills. We can prove it.

                                                                                  And they don’t rat. Cats don’t snitch.

                                                                                  Unless you mean ‘hunt you like a rat and murder you with alarming sadism’. Large cats will do this. They’re adorable.

                                                                                • YaksPT@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                  12 days

                                                                                  Cats would definitely do drugs with you.

                                                                                    • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net
                                                                                      11 days

                                                                                      Obviously. Catnip time!

                                                                                    • Venator@lemmy.nz
                                                                                      12 days

                                                                                      More like the man’s best friend…

                                                                                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                                                                        12 days

                                                                                        The dogs only find your drugs because they wanna do them with you, cuz they’re your best friend.

                                                                                          • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.auEnglish
                                                                                            12 days

                                                                                            Don’t give your dog weed.

                                                                                              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                                                                                12 days

                                                                                                Of course not.

                                                                                                He likes cocaine.

                                                                                                  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                                                                                    11 days

                                                                                                    Don’t let them microdose cacao

                                                                                              • CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                12 days

                                                                                                https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/meet-sniffer-cats-warwickshire-polices-31323731

                                                                                                • Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                  11 days

                                                                                                  And now you need to buy back your drugs from the cats.

                                                                                                  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
                                                                                                    11 days

                                                                                                    But they will let you know whether your gonna die

                                                                                                    • psx_crab@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                                                                      12 days

                                                                                                      You say that, but they will become your bestest friend when they start to sniff out truffle.

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