Got this on Blue Light Special

hansolo@lemmy.today · 6 days

My Dad thinks he invented that joke.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 6 days

Are you Calvin?

hansolo@lemmy.today · 6 days

No, I have legs.

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 7 days

Imagine their little faces light up!

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 5 days

They name it something cool as hell like DEMON CORE and they expect people NOT to touch it?

PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 5 days

That’s what all the Gen Z kids are listening to nowadays.

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 5 days

Demon Kinder.

rem26_art@fedia.io · 7 days

You walk into an abandoned K-Mart and the only source of electric light is a singular Blue Light left on in front of the shelf of Kinder Demon Cores

Wren@lemmy.today · 7 days

If only. Kinder Surprise toys used to be good, they needed actual instructions to put together. Sometimes they were weapons, intentionally or not. Now you get a Kinder egg and open it up to find just some guy. Not building, no exploration, no pain, just a little plastic guy. This is what’s wrong with this generation.

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 6 days

cries in American deprivation

Asetru@feddit.org · 7 days

Every seventh egg comes with one of a terrific collection of screwdrivers.

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 6 days

stickly@lemmy.world · 5 days

Did it come with a screwdriver?

schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml · 6 days

That blue light is Cherenkov radiation.

Kintarian@lemmy.world · 5 days

That’s a spicy toy

matelt@feddit.uk · 6 days

Tickle tickle!

fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 days

Damn, I commented the exact same thing 5 hours after you

matelt@feddit.uk · 5 days

I’m honoured to have had the same idea as a Fartographer!

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 7 days

I guarantee the surprise will blow your mind (and possibly the town you live in).

TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 7 days

K-mart is trying to kill you.