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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldbyTrex202@lemmy.world
4 days

You just got pulled over by the police for speeding on the highway (50+, stunt driving), what song was blaring in your car?

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    • redlemace@lemmy.world
      2 days

      sammy hagar : I can’t drive 55

      • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
        2 days

        Fugue in D minor by Bach.

        It’s not a normal answer, which is the point, but it has the exact right energy.

        • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
          2 days

          I think “it’s raining men” is somehow appropriate here.

          • gedfromgont@piefed.caEnglish
            3 days

            Turn around, start it over, let’s begin.

            • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
              3 days

              Whatever screams “I am actually a really good person, and I love the police” tbh… I’d be more interested in getting it marked down into keeping my car and license territory, than sending an aggressive message by blasting sound of da police or nwa.

              • pastermil@sh.itjust.works
                4 days

                Highway to Hell

                It’s a no brainer.

                  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
                    3 days

                    Shoot to Thrill would be a close second.

                  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                    3 days

                    Fuck Tha Police - N.W.A.

                    • spittingimage@lemmy.world
                      4 days

                      Distance - Cake.

                      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                        3 days

                        Panama, Van Halen.

                        • remon@ani.social
                          4 days

                          Speeding with … “50+”? That’s like 80km/h … the minimum speed required to use an Autobahn.

                            • HereIAm@lemmy.world
                              4 days

                              The + is doing some very heavy lifting here.

                              • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.caEnglish
                                3 days

                                51 km/hr over speed limit is stunt driving in Ontario.

                                They take you car, put it in a $200/night hotel. They take your licence and pee on it. Then you go to court for $2000-5000 fines or jailtime. You need a lawyer, $2000-4000. Then, your insurance is cancelled and handed over to predatory insurers, for 5 years. All in, well over $50,000.

                                • Trex202@lemmy.world
                                  4 days

                                  50 over the speed limit

                                • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                  4 days

                                  TANK! by The Seatbelts

                                    • _NetNomad@fedia.io
                                      4 days

                                      if TANK! is playing you’re not pulling over, you’re making a daring escape that likely involves multiple jumps and driving down at least one staircase

                                    • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
                                      3 days

                                      Static X - Push It

                                      • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
                                        3 days

                                        Debaser, Pixies

                                        • elevenbones@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                          3 days

                                          Baby shark

                                          • Sailor Anarres@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                            4 days

                                            Move Bitch by Ludacris

                                              • Concetta@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                3 days

                                                I’M DOIN 100 ON THE HIGHWAY YOU DO THE SPEED LIMIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

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