People won’t know where the message comes from, they’ll just hear your voice as though you were standing next to them. Everyone hears it at the same time. The message is not translated into anyone’s native language, everyone hears it exactly as you say it. The maximum length is 6 of your breaths.
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23 minutesWhat’s this, then? ‘Romanes Ite Domum’? ‘People called Romanes go home’?
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- HubertManne@piefed.socialEnglish7 hours
I am the lord your god. I sacrificed my only son. To any who would hoard a thousand fold of them that have least are anethma to me. To those who keep the equality of all have my favor.
- 7 hours
“I will reappear in one year’s time.” With the subsequent breaths saying the same phrase in the next four spoken world languages, then use the last breath to say it in R’lyehian.
- 14 hours
People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
- 2 hours
There’s no point acting all surprised about it. The plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning office in Alpha Centauri for over 50 of your Earth years. If you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout.
- 13 hours
I don’t see why you’re acting so supised, the plans have been on display at your local galactic planning office for 300 years.
- 11 hours
“You have been chosen. Tell no one. The false idol must be killed.”
Then just watch the chaos unfold.
I feel like it wouldn’t be long until people learned they all heard the same thing.
- 2 hours
Possibly, but there’s also more then a billion English speakers, so we’d definitely see some shit before then.
- 10 hours
List of a random string of numbers in a monotone voice, have people go insane trying to figure out it means
Needs to have one number out of sequence, just for maximum chaos
- 6 hours
Hey sup God here. Everyone on earth can hear me btw. Organized religion is a farce built by rich people to get you all to hate and fight each other. Also capitalism is false religion. Can you guys start building communism please?
- 13 hours
"This is God. Quit it with the killing each other and ruining the environment I made for you.
Don’t make me come down there."
We can leave your dudes behind
Cause your dudes don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well then they’re no friends of mine
- 8 hours
the world will end in … days
just make it sound like the audio cut out for the number of days
