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memes@lemmy.worldbyThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
2 days

Why would there be anything wrong?

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
      12 hours

      this makes alarm bells go off in my brain.

      things are going smoothly because you’re not in control and your destination is a bad place.

      • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
        23 hours

        Literally reading this on a trolley where everything is fine.

        (by which I mean train, I actually have no idea what a “trolley” actually is)

          • Gandalf the Gorsed@feddit.org
            22 hours

            It’s the thing you put your groceries in and wheel around in a supermarket

              • kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml
                21 hours

                what’s a trolleybus then?

                  • Gandalf the Gorsed@feddit.org
                    21 hours

                    Before the invention of the USB, you had to transfer data manually. The trolleybus made it possible to move large amounts with much less effort.

                • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
                  19 hours

                  The biggest lesson I’ve learned from trolley problems is that it is way safer to be on a trolley than it is to be tied to trolley tracks.

                • altphoto@lemmy.today
                  21 hours

                  Are you sure ruzzian ultrasonic missiles are not heading your way right now?

                  • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
                    1 day

                    I flip the switch initiating the chaos!

                      • Vegafjord oakframer@lemmy.ml
                        21 hours

                        The switch transports you into an alternate reality of the regular trolley.

                      • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
                        1 day

                        It’s the trolley after it hit the people on it’s tracks.

                        • Rhaedas@fedia.io
                          2 days

                          Big Trolley propaganda. Note that they only show you the very near future path, and not what’s really ahead.

                            • dan1101@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              2 days

                              They promise everything will be like this, but then next thing you know you’re tied to the tracks.

                                • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
                                  2 days

                                  Zoom in. The tracks are just made of laborers.

                                    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      1 day

                                      Live ones or their bones? Because my settlers of Catan strategy feels awfully called out

                                        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
                                          1 day

                                          I was imagining live ones. Bones are probably okay.

                                            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              1 day

                                              Look if I build all my settlements on sheep, that’s what the dice are going to roll you hear me RNGesus? Don’t make me bring my handyman up to heaven. He has a nail gun and all kinds of neat power tools to distract RNGesus (carpenters gonna carpent) while I steal some sheep.

                                                • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
                                                  1 day

                                      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                        1 day

                                        Reality is more like the trolly is traveling on a straight track while the entire world is going to hell around it, but there’s nothing you can do because the trolly just goes on and on.

                                        • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
                                          1 day

                                          Finally a trolley meme I can get behind.

                                          • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
                                            1 day

                                            People on the trolley never had a problem. The always travel safely to their destination.

                                            • Murse@slrpnk.net
                                              2 days

                                              • jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                2 days

                                                • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                  1 day

                                                  Sounds very suspicious. Better pull the emergency break brake and start looking.

                                                    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
                                                      2 days

                                                      Brake

                                                        • OpenStars@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                          1 day

                                                          Freudian slip!

                                                          • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                            1 day

                                                            Thanks.

                                                        • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                          1 day

                                                          But imagine if there were a problem…

                                                          • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
                                                            1 day

                                                            Did op observing the trolley change the results, quantum physics in action.

                                                            • Syndication@lemmy.today
                                                              2 days

                                                              Anxiety be like

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