• Oh, don’t worry, I’m not pirating you shit, I use it to train AI therefore I’m allowed to do whatever I want. It’s for AI you see.

  • Every time you load an app into memory you are making a copy and therefore you are a criminal.

    • This is the future that capitalists want. When you can no longer afford components because they hoarded them all, you will have to rent computers from their cloud. Dont worry? It’s all real and legal because it’s justified by the humungous next step in humanity known as AI which was so important that we had to buy up all the computing resources. It’s so good guys it’s important that none of you be able buy any computers that you can use without the supervision of the AI cloud services. Trust us.

      • 1 day

        Streaming high performance applications such as games is now a public health concern as local compute contributes to heat generation in urban areas.

        Public fountains and cooling centers will be decommissioned and a daytime water use ban will be in effect to ensure essential data services stability.

        Due to extreme heat citizens are urged to avoid outdoor activity during daylight hours.

    • That’s your fault for having your own RAM on your own device instead of renting VRAM from cloud services!

      (/s, in case anyone didn’t pick up on it…)

    • Don’t worry soon no one will be able to afford their own memory and then piracy will be solved forever!

      • And soon thereafter we see articles of corporations freaking out customers went back to bills on paper in the mail, written cheques, cash deposits and lots of manpower to process everything manually.

        • Impossible! Everyone has a smartphone with which to download The App:tm: to handle that. The only people who don’t have smartphones are actual criminals. There are senators completely ready to endorse this line of thought! Too poor? Nonsense, you’re a criminal. Straight to jail.

          • That’s how local government ended up giving free smartphones to homeless because services moved online.

    • This is the “theory” by which publishers try to justify the validity of EULAs (they argue: “buying the thing isn’t enough; you need to agree to this to be able to actually use it”).

      But, fun fact: copyright law has a specific carve-out for that incidental copy, 17 USC §117 (a) (1), which means EULAs offer no ‘consideration’ and are therefore bunk.

      • I agree, but that’s not how I’d imagine the courts would see it? If the EULA says that you don’t own the computer program, you’re just paying for a license to use it, then you’re not really “the owner of a copy of a computer program”…

        • It doesn’t matter what the EULA says when you never agreed to it in the first place because it failed to meet the basic requirements of a contract.

          • In what way would the EULA/contract be illegal/invalid? The US has a pretty broad freedom of contract. No one has forced you to buy that licensed computer program. You don’t need it to survive. You’re not discriminated against by not being allowed to buy the software instead of a license.

            Understand I’m playing devil’s advocate here. I agree that such contracts are morally corrupt, but I’m not aware of anything that’d make them illegal. Only by being truthful regarding the current laws is how we can make change.

            • Contracts require four elements in order to be valid: offer, acceptance, consideration, and intention to create legal relations. EULAs fail at multiple of these:

              1. As I already said, they offer no “consideration” because you already have the right to do the thing they purport to give you permission to do (i.e., make the incidental copy necessary to run the game).
              2. They lack “acceptance” and “intent” because they are contracts of adhesion (sprung on you after the sale transaction is complete and you already own the copy of the software), and clicking through them is nothing but a mechanical act necessary to use your property (which, again, you already have the right to do, by definition of “property!”) with no legal intent behind it. And if you have no intent, how the fuck can merely doing a thing you’re being forced to do constitute “acceptance?” It is, simply, complete bullshit.

              If it were presented at the time of sale and you had to agree before the money was exchanged maybe it’d be different, but that’s not how they do things. And even then, it would still fail at “consideration” unless they offer you something above and beyond the right to use your property, which I cannot emphasize enough, you already have.

              (By the way, since it sometimes comes up as a “gotcha” rebuttal attempt: no, Free Software licenses are not EULAs, and that’s why they are valid while EULAs are not. You are not required to “agree” to the GPL etc. merely to use the software; it only kicks in when you want to do something, like modification or redistribution, that would otherwise be copyright infringement. It grants you those new privileges in exchange for accepting its terms, and that consideration is what makes it valid.)

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        HE’S COMING RIGHT FOR US! SIR PUT DOWN THE COMPUTER… SIR… I AM AUTHORIZED TO USE LETHAL FORCE…

        i’m not hhhhoollng a ccccomputer…

  • Another day of me wondering what the fuck the Americans are even doing? Like it’s completely incomprehensible, it follows no logic.

    • 9 hours

      Makes a lot of sense if you look at it from a desire to destroy public trust and incite civil war

  • How the fuck can Microsoft say that a private Minecraft server is piracy?

    Where the fuck did people download the Minecraft server version?

    What next, Costco is going to arrest me for trying stealing the free samples?

  • Wow, an industry advocate organisation saying stuff that just proves they have no idea what the industry is actually doing, or what’s actually good for them?

    Not really shocked.

    • Nah they are lobbyists. They know what they are doing. They know that legislators have no clue what it all means and have no time to find out what these lobbyists are saying is true. It’s just typical lawyer talk subterfuge

  • I host a server on my home lab and just play solo, all this time I was a criminal and didn’t know

    • What is the context here? Meme with no article or explanation of what is going on.

      • 1 day

        modded mc is low key the best factory game I’ve ever played

          • It’s the one game I’ve been the most excited about for many years, but I can’t play it until it has native controller support. I can’t play with KB/M due to back pain, I’ve tried several mappings/layouts and mods (like knapster) but it just feels bad and even after forcing myself to get comfortable and playing around with everything it never gets to a point where it’s a major hurdle for just enjoying the game. As far as I know it’ll het controller support sometime in the future though, so I’m patiently waiting and am still very excited to dive into it once that happens!

            • It’s pretty miserable to play solo unless you tweak the settings heavily, and I’m saying that as someone tackling GregTech New Horizons solo at the moment.

  • An industry body with no authority to do anything said a thing that goes explicitly against its members stances.

    • Well, not all of its members.

      She’s just saying the quiet part out loud: they’re selling us out

      • I feel like they said private servers for “Minecraft” when they meant “Warcraft”. Not that I agree with them, but at least pirate wow servers make sense to be against.

    • They run E3. Oh wait that died.
      They run ESRB and rate games. Not that anyone pays attention.

      So that pretty much leaves their extensive lobbying efforts on behalf of the largest publishers in favor of more copyright law and such.

    • Because otherwise the government is going to create a fun police.

  • For a moment I was confused because why would the European Space Agency have a problem with Minecraft?