Accidental lesbian
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- 1 month
I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.
The actual short is a joke and it ends with her “accidentaly” going on a date with a woman and “accidentaly” learning what scissoring is
- vrek@programming.devEnglish1 month
I get that but have you seen the price of clams recently? I mean smashing clams in this economy??
/s
- 1 month
Apparently it’s the whole having to rent a U-haul after the clam smashing that gets expensive.
- 1 month
Only after moving in together immediately and buying too many plants and house paint at Lowe’s
Did you feel the love of God inside you?
Yes, but “the love of God” is what I call her 2 fingers…
- 1 month
So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival
- 1 month
April Ajoy is a progressive Christian influencer, and married to a non-binary person. This is definitely a joke.
- SalamiDommie@lemmus.orgEnglish1 month
True - I have been beating it to les conversions for years. A Christian influencer or two have slipped in from time to time.
- 1 month
I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered “I don’t know what to think of someone saying ‘You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.’ Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?”
- 1 month
Next she could accidentally get some braces.
If you’re going in front of a camera for your job, fix your fucked up, snaggle ass teeth, ya wild thornberries.
- 1 month
Americans ,when they see someone has natural teeth not aligned to the precision of a tenth of a 9mm not even bleached using industrial solvents.
- 1 month
Hey now, we measure our teeth with .38 Special, not 9mm, thank you very much.
- 1 month
Sure. We have the technology. If you’re getting a fake job for a fake cause, perfect your fake look.
