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Velocipastor is an amazing bad movie that intended to be bad. There’s even a scene where a car explodes and it’s just some text that says “VFX of car exploding”
It’s about a pastor that can turn into a velociraptor… When there’s gore it’s like obviously fake, like a head rolls off and it’s clear as day that it’s a mannequin head. It’s so bad it’s amazing.
Oh yeah, and there are ninjas.

- Asafum@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Micron locks in historically high memory prices for five yearsEnglish
3 daysgross margin for Micron
Gross indeed. Fucking greedy scumbags
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The concept "time" is the cause of lots of irritation, anger and regret.
4 days“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
-Douglas Adams
- Asafum@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•There must be adrenaline in those things, I just can't get enough.
6 daysThe underwater fight was so annoying… He’s back in MH wilds, underwater segment and everything lol
- Asafum@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•There must be adrenaline in those things, I just can't get enough.
7 daysRoars are very annoying, but I do like that you can build around that with earplugs. I always hate how perfectly timed the roars seem… Like I just needed .005 of a frame to finish and they get the roar off…
- Asafum@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•There must be adrenaline in those things, I just can't get enough.
7 daysI used to love them, like tons and tons of hours in elden ring, but I reached a point now where I don’t want to play anything that makes me that angry. I’d be absolutely malding but determined to beat whatever was there and happy when I did, but now I just don’t feel like having that experience anymore.
Monster Hunter is pretty much as far as I’d go with “difficult” fights now.
- Asafum@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Google will now verify if you're a human by turning on your webcam and asking you to wave your handEnglish
10 daysThe only hand gesture I’m giving Google is:
🖕
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for?
11 daysDogs are incredibly annoying and a not insignificant number of people that want them actually subconsciously want children, but either can’t afford them, or don’t have a partner to have them with so they adopt a permanent child.
I think it’s rather coincidental that 90%+ of women’s dating profiles in my area (very high cost of living) all mention some form of “I’ll steal your dog. I love your dog more than you. Dogs are life. Live love dog” etc etc…
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Games@lemmy.world•Electronic Arts has launched EA Advertising, a way for brands to integrate ads in gamesEnglish
13 daysEA you’re already known as the worst, you don’t need to prove the point any more…
- Asafum@lemmy.worldto
Steam Hardware@sopuli.xyz•Steam Frame is Poised for Launch as Units Begin Reaching the US
17 daysI’ve been waiting years to get a VR set… I’ll never touch meta anything and I’ve been waiting for valve to release an update to the index… Finally they do and we have this fucking ai driven ram crisis to contend with… I just hope they don’t sell out instantly









Absolute scumbags