15 daysAn XL Chance dildo from Bad Dragon.
It’s a unique weapon that gives a +5 bonus to strength and willpower.
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- 90% Empty beer can
- 100% An SFP+ module (most likely for multimode fiber)
- 80% prioritypass card that’ll give you free entry to a nice airport lounge on the opposite side of the planet
- 20% a wedge of blue cheese
- 100% a guitar pick
If at work (roll 1d10 4 times)
Wire strippers
11-in-1 screwdriver
Impact driver with 1 of Philips, Square, or 5/16" socket bits in it. 5ah battery
3d12 wirenuts
5d12 selftapping or wood screws
2d12 one hole straps (not the size you need)
Torpedo level (magnetic)
Cigarettes (cheap, 2d10 left in pack)
Vape pen (not nicotine)
KeysIf at home (lair) I just give up, roll for treasure as Villager. Tools are in the van outside.
- 15 days
Stinks like electrician in here. Should also drop a pile of “forbidden confetti” aka wire jacket cuttings.
- 15 days
A painting that’s not worth selling, and a fully functioning sourdough starter.
- 14 days
“It’s weird to get two dead bodies off this guy, but I’m not complaining.”
- 15 days
A scroll that, when read, let’s you see everything as interconnected systems. This new ability is both wonderfully useful and paralyzingly overwhelming.
(Edit: banger question, BTW! Don’t forget to upvote it, people)
Nothing so thrilling as a purple wisp. More like a lumpy, grey ooze.
- 15 days
100% lighter 100% keffiyah 60% joint 25% cup of coffee 0.1% 1/2 litre of home made ice-cream
- 15 days
Wow, the drop rate on that ice cream is terrible. It would be a waste of time to farm you.
Unless…
- 15 days
- 1987 Washburn Force ABT bass guitar autographed by Nuno Bettencourt (ultra rare item)
- RFID badge to get into almost any lab in the game
- Ibuprofen 2-pack like what you get in workplace first aid kits
- Key fob to an unknown vehicle
- Friendly cat (uncommon item)
- Unlocked burner phone filled with memes and phone numbers for persons of ill repute (important for one specific side quest)
- Frog
- Can of Chef Boyardee beef ravioli
- 15 days
For some reason an Nvidia RTX 5090 and 128gb of DDR5 RAM, because whoever designed this game decided it’d be funny to put a target on my back.
- 15 days
Wow, that’s a blast from the past! I haven’t seen I’m Gonna Get You, Sucka! in decades!
- 15 days
Chris Rock had quite the journey from “one rib” to being slapped by will smith.
