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memes@lemmy.worldbyReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
11 days

Health

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    • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
      11 days

      Ketchup is a vegetable

        • stopforgettingit@lemmy.world
          11 days

          Potatoes are also vegetables.

            • bryophile@lemmy.zip
              11 days

              Tobacco is also plant-based and I’m sure chickens are made of the vegetables they eat as well.

                • Jax@sh.itjust.works
                  11 days

                  Sure would be cool to go back to a time where words had meaning

                    • SippyCup@lemmy.world
                      11 days

                      Hwæt seist þou, we habbeþ aye y-had follish ymages?

                  • Axolotl@feddit.it
                    11 days

                    The breadcrumb is also a vegetable

                    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
                      11 days

                      Some meats are also vegetables.

                      I am banned from the coma ward. The morgue staff has yet to locate me yet.

                    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
                      11 days

                      So is pizza

                        • Björn@swg-empire.de
                          11 days

                          So is my uncle.

                            • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                              11 days

                              So his nurses are essentially gardeners.

                          • DownByLaw@sh.itjust.works
                            11 days

                            *fruit

                          • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
                            11 days

                            Good health is a process.

                            Good health is processed.

                              • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
                                11 days

                                “Processed food” is something designed to be eaten, “organic food” is just some shit someone found in the dirt

                                  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                    11 days

                                    Here’s how useless the term “processed food” is when it come to health: Canned and frozen vegetables are considered a processed food. Milk, cheese, and bread are also processed foods.

                                      • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world
                                        11 days

                                        There is a distinct difference in food science between processed food (anything that has been cut, or undergone any kind of process) and ultra-processed food (made of many different ingredients, many of which cannot be found in an ordinary kitchen, and undergone multiple processes). While the term is not perfect, it is still useful when talking in general terms.

                                        • SuiXi3D@fedia.io
                                          11 days

                                          The second you take a cut of meat and grind it into, well, ground meat, it is ‘processed’.

                                          • Zarobi@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                            11 days

                                            That’s a really extreme take of that term. Normally, processed food means like, sugar cereal and biscuits; not frozen spinach pucks and tofu. Just because it’s a loose fuzzy term instead of a formal scientific definition doesn’t make it useless

                                          • brownsugga@lemmy.world
                                            11 days

                                            Lol

                                            • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              11 days

                                              I prefer sugar free artificial sweeteners, MADE BY MAN!

                                              • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world
                                                11 days

                                                Most plants we eat today were cultivated for centuries to be more nutrient and calorie-dense than the original plant.

                                                  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
                                                    11 days

                                                    That is a good thing.

                                                      • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world
                                                        11 days

                                                        I agree. They are not just things we found in the dirt anymore.

                                                  • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.techEnglish
                                                    11 days

                                                    I was on a train crossing the border and border patrol came on and asked everyone if they had fruits or veg.

                                                    This group ahead of me said “we don’t eat that stuff” and then all four laughed. The sad punchline is that he thought he was so clever, but alli saw was 4 obese people not realizing how much they just said about themselves.

                                                  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                    11 days

                                                    That is the saddest fried chicken I’ve ever seen.

                                                      • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                        11 days

                                                        I believe they prefer to be referred to as tendies.

                                                        • SippyCup@lemmy.world
                                                          11 days

                                                          This man has never been to a Sickie’s bar and grill.

                                                          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                                            11 days

                                                            Looks more like Shake’n’Bake chicken, not actually fried chicken.

                                                          • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works
                                                            11 days

                                                            Standard American Diet (SAD).

                                                            • Kintarian@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                              11 days

                                                              Breakfast of champions

                                                              • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
                                                                11 days

                                                                That’s not health, it’s healf. Init.

                                                                • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                  11 days

                                                                  Holy crap, how many chickens is that?

                                                                    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
                                                                      11 days

                                                                      Too few.

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