• “We want this child safety bill to protect our corporation from children please” is such a good look

  • Mafia lobbies to get criminal law to be rewritten to remove punishments for crimes.

  • How about just fix your god damn product so people won’t constantly sue you? Business nowadays is just completely asinine

  • 🧑‍⚖️: “But what if your best revenuing content creators are children?”
    🤓: “That’s why I need you to rewrite it.”
    👶🧒: “Wait… wat?!”

    🤓: “Don’t worry. I’ll protect you guys.”

  • 8 days

    Almost as if the real goal is not protecting children, but surveillance.

  • 8 days

    They want to get products in the hands of very young children to create customers for life.

    This is the happy meal strategy on steroids.

  • Legislators: “and we just have to pass it guys, sorry. No choice in the meter. They propose it, we pass it for them. That’s how this all works”

  • They’ll get it too as long as they push it through before the midterms, maybe even after depending on what those look like

  • 8 days

    Let’s just make brutal fucking murder and large theft legal already! /s