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    • ephrin@sh.itjust.works
      29 days

      I didn’t make the cut either. 😭

        • Naich@piefed.worldEnglish
          29 days

          You are obviously not a big enough bell end. I’m a complete twat and I’m on it.

            • db2@lemmy.world
              29 days

              Im… that’s…

              OK fine.

                • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
                  29 days

                  On this blessed day, we are all complete twats 💖

                    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      28 days

                      That’s my secret, Cap…I’m always a twat!

                        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
                          28 days

                          *holds hand up, transforms*

                    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
                      29 days

                      I’m on it.

                        • theolodis@feddit.org
                          29 days

                          let me guess, you’re leaning left?

                            • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
                              29 days

                              I mean, yes, but the joke I was making was that I must be a twat too based on the previous comment.

                          • ephrin@sh.itjust.works
                            29 days

                            I need to step up my twatiness and bell end-itude.

                              • DeLancre@piefed.socialEnglish
                                29 days

                                “not gay enough” apparently is a thing now

                                  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
                                    29 days

                                    I’m not gay at all and I’m on the list. Thinking people should be accepted and loved no matter who they love seems to be very offending to that idiot who wrote the list.

                                      • DeLancre@piefed.socialEnglish
                                        29 days

                                        SeductiveTortoise

                                        Yeah, nah, you not beating the allegations here. Clearly you on the LGBT+ spectrum somewhere.

                                          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
                                            29 days

                                            I mean if I were, I wouldn’t know. But thanks for believing in me 💖

                                    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
                                      29 days

                                      Idk, I am a giant dickbag and I’m not on it. Maybe it’s related to political fuckmastery?

                                    • ekZepp@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      29 days

                                      Same 😔

                                    • tenchiken@anarchist.nexusEnglish
                                      29 days

                                      I’m the admin of one of the blocked instances. Yay!

                                        • Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world
                                          29 days

                                          Only to find out your an innocent victim of the Scunthorpe problem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem

                                            • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
                                              29 days

                                                • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
                                                  29 days

                                                  What a silly instance

                                                  • TheThunderWolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                    29 days

                                                    .ml is weird

                                                    • Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world
                                                      29 days

                                                      Scun-thorpe if anyone is wondering, Also Penistone a place in England Cockburn a name in the UK And Middlesex and Sussex I might get put on a list 🤣

                                                        • quinacridone@mander.xyz
                                                          28 days

                                                          I drove past Penistone the other day, I giggled and pointed out the sign to my bf

                                                          I do it every time we pass by…it never gets old

                                                        • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
                                                          29 days

                                                          clbuttic mistake

                                                          • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
                                                            29 days

                                                            That’s absolutely removed

                                                            • sudoer777@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                              28 days

                                                              Lol now people need to hint to what slur is in the link so we can click it

                                                                • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
                                                                  28 days

                                                                  I just copy the message link and open it in a browser on their instance

                                                                  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
                                                                    28 days

                                                                    It’s the common genitals you’re unlikely to see in your inbox

                                                                  • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                    29 days

                                                                    S(he) be(removed)ed 😔🙏

                                                                    • glibg10b@lemmy.zip
                                                                      29 days

                                                                      @Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world knew this would happen

                                                                    • coolman@lemmy.world
                                                                      29 days

                                                                      Are you saying that you are? In which case, what substring got you blocked? Only thing I can see is maybe “gina” which feels too weak

                                                                  • Doom@lemmy.world
                                                                    29 days

                                                                    In all my years this might be the most dumb block list I have ever seen. A sample:

                                                                      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
                                                                        28 days

                                                                        If you make a username “billionaire [ cock | dick ]” it won’t be caught by the billionaire cock/dick filter. I find that amusing.

                                                                          • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
                                                                            28 days

                                                                            This was a list of keywords posted by users that would get them on the list.

                                                                          • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
                                                                            28 days

                                                                            It’s even dumber when you take a look at some of the RegEx use. Pretty amateur even for such simple patterns.

                                                                            • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
                                                                              29 days

                                                                              Acab

                                                                                • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                  28 days

                                                                                  🥺👉👈

                                                                              • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                29 days

                                                                                🔘I’m in this meme and I don’t like it

                                                                                • Fishy@lemmy.world
                                                                                  29 days

                                                                                  In with 115 comments. Weirdest flex.

                                                                                    • West_of_West@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                      29 days

                                                                                      Huh, just looked. I’m on it too. I rarely say anything, let alone political stuff

                                                                                        • lividweasel@lemmy.world
                                                                                          29 days

                                                                                          Turns out you’re too far west on the Overton window

                                                                                            • West_of_West@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                              29 days

                                                                                              You got me camerade, everyone knows it’s code for left of left

                                                                                          • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                            29 days

                                                                                            I’ve got 5,800 and am not on the list. What the fuck?!

                                                                                              • The_v@lemmy.world
                                                                                                29 days

                                                                                                3 years and almost 2,000 comments.

                                                                                                Also didn’t make the list.

                                                                                              • Kamikaze Rusher@lemmy.world
                                                                                                29 days

                                                                                                35 at the time of it being revealed

                                                                                                  • khannie@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                    29 days

                                                                                                    That’s honestly impressive.

                                                                                                      • Kamikaze Rusher@lemmy.world
                                                                                                        29 days

                                                                                                        Raises more questions than anything

                                                                                                  • joelfromaus@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                                                                                    29 days

                                                                                                    Having that many comments and avoiding the list be like:

                                                                                                    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      29 days

                                                                                                      Link to the list? Now I’m curious . . .

                                                                                                        • human@slrpnk.net
                                                                                                          29 days

                                                                                                          https://codeberg.org/thethunderwolf/tesseract-blocklist-archive/src/branch/main/tesseract-shadow-policy-2026-07-24-19:50:UTC.json

                                                                                                        • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                          29 days

                                                                                                          I thought I got pretty spicy when I was telling people they were being queerphobic but I guess not 😞

                                                                                                            • GojuRyu@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                              29 days

                                                                                                              Your entire insurance is blocked if I’m not mistaken, so maybe you just didn’t get seen due to said block?

                                                                                                            • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                              29 days

                                                                                                              I’m on it, which is outrageous, because I am an absolute delight.

                                                                                                              • Stern@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                29 days

                                                                                                                This is my 3,000 comment in a little under 3 years. Still not cool enough for the blocklist. ;_;

                                                                                                                  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
                                                                                                                    29 days

                                                                                                                      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                        28 days

                                                                                                                        Aw, you’re getting there! Keep at it!

                                                                                                                    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
                                                                                                                      29 days

                                                                                                                      Don’t even talk to me if you did not make the list. Talk to my regex on the list

                                                                                                                        • Kamikaze Rusher@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                          29 days

                                                                                                                          How do you do fellow ^saharamaleikuhm$?

                                                                                                                        • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                                          29 days

                                                                                                                          the what now?

                                                                                                                            • cRazi_man@europe.pubEnglish
                                                                                                                              29 days

                                                                                                                              I’ll try to summarise from memory and my knowledge from a couple of posts, but details might be wrong since I’ve not done a deep dive into this. I’m not going to go looking for links and references, because who has the time?

                                                                                                                              There was a frontend for Lemmy called Tesseract (a frontend is a different interface for the Lemmy site. For example, I use Alexandtrie and think this is the best interface in browser if you want to see what a frontend looks like). Anyway, it came to light that the dev for Tesseract had covertly added a blacklist to the frontend. He then wrote a long rant about how there’s propoganda and unpleasantness on Lemmy and he’s trying to protect his users from this. In reality he basically described how he wants to block anyone who isn’t agreeable with his opinion, expresses leftist opinions, supports LGBTQ+ rights, etc. So people have taken it as a badge of honour in being on the list and are making it a mockery of Tesseract. The dev has taken down the Github page for Tesseract (although I think someone forked it first and removed the blacklist). So now people are flooding Lemmy with memes about being on the list and hating on Tesseract. It’s all fun and games, but as with all things with social media trends, it will likely start getting boring as you come across a lot of this on your feed.

                                                                                                                                • TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                  29 days

                                                                                                                                  I’m on the list and the only “propaganda” I’ve spread is a willingness to end fascist lives, which hardly seems controversial to me. I mean, typically you shoot fascists, don’t you?

                                                                                                                                    • LittleBorat3@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                      29 days

                                                                                                                                      That stuff got me banned on reddit over several accounts. They are vicious.

                                                                                                                                      • Waterpumpee@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                                                                                                        29 days

                                                                                                                                        Depends what you define as fascist? Who’s the judge here? In the pre-elon twitter times people would call everything nazi/fascist that didn’t match their opinion. Basically you are threatening to murder people for… opinions? Coming from a place without death penalty this is indeed concerning. Especially when targeted at a certain person. TBH be happy you got banned and not jailed.

                                                                                                                                          • TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                            29 days

                                                                                                                                            A fascist is a fascist, such a weird argument to have. Why do you have trouble identifying fascists? Pretty suspicious honestly.

                                                                                                                                            • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                                                              29 days

                                                                                                                                              ‘It’s normal to throw people in jail for being willing to kill a fascist before they’ve done anything’ is really wild. That actually happens where you are? Someone just says they’d kill a fascist and they get locked up?

                                                                                                                                              • LittleBorat3@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                29 days

                                                                                                                                                Fascist according to Wikipedia, there that’s the definition for you. There’s not much room for misinterpretation.

                                                                                                                                            • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                                                              29 days

                                                                                                                                              well now im disappointed that im not on that list

                                                                                                                                              • Zidane@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                                                                29 days

                                                                                                                                                as with all things with social media trends, it will likely start getting boring as you come across a lot of this on your feed.

                                                                                                                                                You take that back. Beans and jeans with never not be funny

                                                                                                                                                Edit: beans like four posts down my homepage, love to fucking see it

                                                                                                                                                • AshUchiha@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                  28 days

                                                                                                                                                  So Reddit 2.0? Good thing it got taken down.

                                                                                                                                              • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
                                                                                                                                                28 days

                                                                                                                                                Amateur. I’ve been on for 6.5 months and have nearly 6000 comments.

                                                                                                                                                What the hell is a tesseract list?

                                                                                                                                                • STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                  29 days

                                                                                                                                                  Did you ever use the word “perchance”?

                                                                                                                                                  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
                                                                                                                                                    29 days

                                                                                                                                                    3 years, 4077 comments (holy crap?!)

                                                                                                                                                    Not on it either!

                                                                                                                                                    Maybe I could’ve written like a whole book with all that effort though lol.

                                                                                                                                                      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                        29 days

                                                                                                                                                        Skill issue lol.

                                                                                                                                                        I’d like to know what it was that got me on there, but to be honest, there’s a lot of possibilities.

                                                                                                                                                        • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                          29 days

                                                                                                                                                          Sheesh you comment more than I do!

                                                                                                                                                            • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                              29 days

                                                                                                                                                              👀

                                                                                                                                                                • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                                  29 days

                                                                                                                                                                  Wow you win.

                                                                                                                                                                    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                      29 days

                                                                                                                                                                      woohoo?

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